On the eve of Halloween, just days before a potentially seismic U.S. election, Sarah Wanenchak marched on Washington to deliver a message of fear to the American people.
Walking purposefully along the length of the National Mall, Wanenchak held a sign over her head that revealed a terrible truth: “Obama is a Secret Zombie - Show Us Your Death Certificate.”
And, yes, it was a joke.
The 26-year-old grad student from Philadelphia was among a throng of Americans who gathered Saturday for the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear, an event that spoofed political mega-rallies even as it turned into one itself.
Hosted by comedian-satirists Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, the two-hour rally provided an outlet for Americans who have grown frustrated with a hyper-partisan political and media culture that often drowns out respectful debate in the country.
At times serious and silly, the rally served as an emphatic counterpoint to conservative talk show host Glenn Beck's Aug. 28 “Restoring Honor” rally, which cast America as a nation in moral decline and in need of a spiritual re-awakening.
“I can't control what people think this was. I can only tell you my intentions,” Stewart, the host of Comedy Central's The Daily Show, said in a 13-minute speech that closed the event.
“This was not a rally to ridicule people of faith, or people of activism, or to look down our noses at the heartland, or passionate argument, or to suggest that times are not difficult and that we have nothing to fear. They are, and we do,” he said. “But we live now in hard times, not end times. And we can have animus and not be enemies.”
Rally Signs
Although there was no official estimate, the rally rivalled Beck's event in size - the crowd stretched from the foot of the U.S. Capitol to the Lincoln Memorial.
Stewart, in an apparent reference to Beck's claim to have drawn 500,000 people, opened the rally by jokingly trying to “count off” the audience one by one.
For the better part of its 120 minutes, the rally was pure satire. Stewart played the straight man seeking sanity in public discourse while Colbert - in character as a bombastic conservative host - promoted fear.
At one point, Stewart introduced the folksinger Yusuf, formerly Cat Stevens, to perform a rendition of his famous song, Peace Train. But he was interrupted by Colbert, who brought former Black Sabbath frontman Ozzy Osbourne on stage.
Later, Colbert walked on a stage followed by a giant “Fear Puppet” and played video clips of hyperbolic cable TV broadcasts warning viewers about the dangers of everything from bed bugs to terrorism to fecal matter on hotel remote controls.
When Colbert said Americans should fear Muslims, because they “attacked us” on 9/11, Stewart responded that there are “plenty of Muslim people that are not bad, and that you would like, and who are fine.”
Enter Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, the former Los Angeles Lakers basketball star, who grabbed a microphone and said: “A real friend understands that no matter what religious position someone plays, we are all on the same team.”
The crowd was almost as eager to get in on the act. Some came hoping to hear and convey serious political messages, while others simply wanted to laugh. Still others came to do both.
“I love the idea of a rally that says, ‘Everybody chill out,' ” said Wanenchak, who carried the ‘Obama is a Zombie' sign.
Her placard was a dig at the expense of the “birther” movement, which contends President Barack Obama was not born in the U.S. and questions the validity of his birth certificate.
“Primarily I think this is entertainment,” Wanenchak said. “But I also think it is important to show up in support of the fact there really is a silent and increasingly dismayed majority of people in this country who don't think the way to debate in this country is to compare your opponent to Hitler.”
Gary Cole, 64, came all the way from Indiana because he worries that cable networks such as Fox News are turning Americans against each other.
“I think a lot of misinformation is being spread by the likes of Glenn Beck and Fox News,” Cole said.
“I think it is a serious message that Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are trying to send. Stephen Colbert's comments are tongue in cheek. Keeping fear alive is what Fox News is trying to do, trying to scare people.”
Though Colbert steered clear of taking any political sides, many in the audience carried signs with overt - or subtle - liberal messages.
“8 Years of Silence and Now You're Mad?” said one sign, an apparent reference to conservative anger that emerged after president George W. Bush left office.
“I understand the Tea Party is upset about taxes and deficits, but why didn't want to take their country back when George Bush was running up the deficit?” said Brenda Taylor, 50, of Rockville, Maryland.
“Why now do they want to take their country back?”
Some signs took aim at former Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, a driving force behind the Tea Party movement.
“I Can See Virginia From Here,” said one, a reference to Palin's claim she could see Russia from her home in Wasilla, Alaska.
Jose Rodriguez, who was selling political-themed merchandise, said his biggest sellers were buttons saying Jon Stewart for President and Vote Zombie Palin.
Although he came to the rally to be entertained, Rodriguez credited Stewart for seeking to convey a more earnest message about the loss of civility in public debate.
“Humour is one of the most important political tools we have,” Rodriguez said. “And humour is much better than negativity.”
In his closing speech, Stewart expressed some hesitation about bringing a sober message to a comedy show.
“I know there are boundaries for a comedian, pundit talker guy and I am sure I will find out tomorrow how I have violated them.”
But he forged ahead anyway, taking broadsides at what he called the “24-hour politico pundit perpetual panic conflictinator” of cable television news.
“If we amplify everything, we hear nothing,” Stewart said. “The image of Americans that is reflected back to us by our political and media process is false. It is us (seen) through a funhouse mirror.”
The U.S. media is the country's “immune system” and “if it overreacts to everything, we actually get sicker,” Stewart said.
“Just as the inability to distinguish terrorists from Muslims makes us less safe, not more.”