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Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao
Don't hold your breath for the "Fight of the Century." The most anticipated fight to never happen won't happen again this year. Perhaps it never will. Ever.
Floyd Mayweather Jr., one of the craftiest defensive boxers in the history of the sport, has decided not to risk his undefeated record against Manny Pacquiao, the relentless Filipino fighter who has won an unprecedented seven world championships in seven different weight classes. They have never met in the ring and the sport and industry of boxing desperately wanted a gigantic moneymaker and potentially gargantuan showdown.
Fans demanded a fight. The rapper Snoop Dogg made a video pleading with the men to rumble in the ring. Michael Wilbon, a host on an ESPN commentary show, said Mayweather would be a "coward" if he didn't face Pacquiao. So, after about eight months of fits, feints, lawsuits and non-starters, the Filipino's promoter Bob Arum gave Mayweather an arbitrary two-week deadline to approve and sign the contract or he would start negotiating with other fighters. The deadline was midnight on Friday, July 16. The potential purse was $40 million — each.
How could the fight not happen? It's never a fair fight when boxing people and logic go toe-to-toe: logic inevitably gets knocked to the canvas. Shortly after Friday passed into Saturday in Las Vegas, a weary Arum relayed the depressing news to a handful of bleary-eyed journalists. "Floyd, for whatever reason, didn't want to commit," Arum said. More accurately, he said, Mayweather had chosen to ignore the proposed contract and hadn't communicated with anyone. Or could it be that Mayweather just didn't like the unilateral nature Arum and the Pacquiao camp had taken the so-called negotiations?
The two best boxers in the world have enough personality and back-story to transcend their blood sport. Pacquiao, who grew up in a cardboard shack, sings and cuts platinum-selling albums despite having a high-pitched squeal of a voice, was just elected to the Filipino Congress. Mayweather enjoys trash talking, hanging out with rap artists, and was a contestant on the reality show Dancing With the Stars. He calls himself "Money" and carries thousands of dollars of cash in his pockets.
As good as they are in the ring, Pacquiao and Mayweather have proved to be laughably inept at actually holding a prize fight. And fans and boxing insiders are afraid the constant build-up and let-downs for the so-called "Fight of the Century" are black eyes for a sport that has seen its audience erode. Some say last night's announcement of a non-event may be the most embarrassing thing for the sport since Mike Tyson bit off Evander Holyfield's ear in a 1997 fight — though that was painful as well as shameful.
This week's ridiculous Pacquiao-Mayweather non-starter is only the latest in a series. The men were supposed to go at each other earlier this year, but the fight negotiations broke down after Mayweather insisted on Olympic style random blood-testing. He said he was crusading for more stringent drug tests as a way to clean up the sweet science. But many people believe the blood-testing requirement was simply a way for him to duck the PacMan and preserve his perfect record, which Mayweather is supremely proud of.
Pacquiao, who is very superstitious and claims to get weak when he gives blood close to a fight, refused Mayweather's testing regime and said that his opponent didn't have the right to create his own set of rules. Then the Filipino, who has never tested positive for using performance-enhancing drugs, sued Mayweather alleging that he made false and defamatory statements. Pacquiao's entourage started wearing T-shirts that said, "100 Percent God, No Steroids." Disgusted with each other, both men fought other opponents this spring, winning decisively in fights that weren't exactly spellbinders.
Early this summer their representatives went to the negotiating table to see if they could line up a fight on November 13. A strict gag order was issued so insults weren't reproduced in the media. Arum worked through Ross Greenburg, the president of HBO Sports, who acted as a mediator and communicated with the Mayweather camp. Arum wouldn't reveal the exact terms, but he says the blood-testing issue was settled. Sources say that Pacquiao was willing to overcome his fear of blood testing so he could have a chance to beat-up his arch-nemesis. "We want to knock this bum out," says Freddie Roach, Pacquiao's trainer. When he shadow boxes in the gym, Pacquiao says he pretends he is fighting Mayweather.
But Mayweather wouldn't play and didn't bother to call by the deadline set by Arum. In fact, the usually loquacious Mayweather probably wasn't even listening. (He didn't respond to phone calls from TIME as well.) He has good reasons for not getting into the weeds of a PR campaign right now. His uncle and trainer Roger Mayweather will go on trial early on Aug. 2 on charges of assaulting and choking a female boxer. The elder Mayweather has pleaded not guilty but could face up to 16 years in prison. He has always been a seminal influence on his nephew.
"I understand Floyd's position, regarding Roger," said Arum. "I can understand Floyd delaying until there is a resolution of the Roger situation. I don't think you guys should be too harsh on Floyd." But when asked to speculate on why Mayweather wouldn't even bother to call him and explain his reasons for bowing out of the fight of the century? "I can't figure it out," Arum admitted.
As a good showman, Arum used the occasion to talk about what's up next for Pacquiao. He said he would talk with his fighter to figure out who he wanted to meet next: the Mexican-American Antonio Margarito or a rematch with the Puerto Rican Miguel Cotto, whom he defeated in a spectacular battle in November 2009. If he fights Margarito, the bout will probably be held in Las Vegas or Monterrey, Mexico. If he fights Cotto, the fight will be held in Vegas or at Dallas' Cowboy Stadium.
Arum said the Pacquiao-Mayweather fight could still happen this year if Mayweather suddenly emerged, but it would be more likely that it happens next year, if ever. But interest in the mega-fight might evaporate if the men drag it out much longer, testing the patience of beleaguered and disappearing boxing fans. And the greatest fight ever might just turn into the biggest farce in the sport's history.

Shaquille O'Neal takes a free throw on May 22, 2005. Sports-training experts believe practice that mixes tasks has better results
The next time you putt 100 balls at the range, because you know the practice will improve your short game, know this: it probably won't.
Why? Because it's not just practice that makes perfect. It's practicing intelligently that improves performance.
Such are the conclusions of a study published this week in the journal Nature Neuroscience by a group of neuroscientists at the University of Southern California and the University of California, Los Angeles. The authors compared the performance of people who tried to hone a skill through "constant practice" — that is, the rote repetition of a task, like taking 100 serves across the net — and those who underwent "variable practice," in which you work on a mix of skills during a training session. An example of variable practice: taking a serve, followed by a backhand, then mixing in a drop shot and forehand.
In the study, participants were asked to mimic a 60-degree forearm movement that was represented as a wavy line on a computer screen. They moved their forearms while holding a lever, and their results were superimposed onto the target line after each movement. The more the movement mimicked the target, the better the performance. Those who repeated the movement 120 times (constant practice) performed just as well during the practice session as those who did the 60-degree movement 60 times, and a 30-degree, 45-degree, and 75-degree movement 20 times each, in a jumbled order (variable practice).
Of course, you can knock the cover off the ball in practice. But it's the game that counts. About 24 hours after the volunteers finished their practice sessions, the authors tested their performance again. This time, they found that those in the variable-practice group performed better on the 60-degree movement than those who trained with rote repetition. The suggestion is that during the key postpractice period when the brain processes and retains the lessons it has just learned — known by neuroscientists as the consolidation phase — mixing tasks pays off.
Why? Psychologists have long known that variable practice of motor skills leads to better retention. The current study, however, offers a neurological explanation for this phenomenon. Immediately after the practice sessions, some study participants (from both the variable- and constant-practice groups) received transcranial magnetic stimulation (TMS), a procedure that temporarily interferes with brain activity through the application of electric coils on the primary motor cortex, the area of the brain associated with simple motor learning. "We kind of messed with the brain after practice," says Shailesh Kantak, a former Ph.D. student in the Division of Biokinesiology and Physical Therapy at USC and the lead author of the study. Another group received TMS on the dorsolateral prefrontal cortex, a brain region associated with higher-level cognitive functions like problem-solving and planning.
The variable-practice participants who received TMS to the prefrontal cortex did not perform as well as those who received TMS to the primary motor cortex, or the control group. Since interference, and a temporary "slowing down," of the prefrontal cortex negatively affected performance of the variable-practice subset, the authors were able to conclude that variable practice engages this problem-solving and planning area of the brain. The engagement of this more powerful part of the brain, in turn, explains why variable practice improves retention levels the next day.
Similarly, people in the constant-practice group who received TMS to the primary motor cortex performed worse on the next-day retest than those who received prefrontal-cortex TMS. This implies that the rote drills engage a lower part of the brain, and further explains why constant practice is less effective for next-day retention of motor skills.
Tedium is bad for the brain. "In constant practice, people just go into auto mode, and are just like, 'Whatever,'" says Kantak, who is now a postdoctoral fellow at the Rehabilitation Institute of Chicago. "In variable practice, your brain is more actively engaged and actively processing information, which allows it to hold information better. Our brain is like a muscle, and when it gets a good workout, it gets stronger."
So go ahead, take those 100 serves. But don't forget to work on your drop shots. Your brain will thank you for it. And your opponent, perhaps, will rue the day you mixed up your workout.
The 2010 World Cup has pitted the best football teams against each other with star players proud to wear their country’s colours. But as the tournament continues, the number of high-paid superstars still playing has dwindled. Of the top 10 paid footballers, only one made the finals.
Here is the list of the best paid World Cup players and how they faired.
10. Xavi, Spain - $12.4 millionXavi, short for Xavier Hernandez I Creus, started with Barcelona at age 11. And has never left. He was voted best player at UEFA Euro 2008. Internationally, the midfielder was the captain of winning team at 1999 FIFA U-20 and the runners up at the Olympics in Sydney the next year. He has not missed a major international tournament since his first for Spain in 2000.World Cup stats: 0 goals, team in finals against Netherlands

9. Steven Gerrard, England - $13.1 millionGerrard has only ever played for Liverpool – and England. In 2005, he led Liverpool’s surprise UEFA Champions League win. Known as Captain Fantastic, his career high scoring of 24 goals came in 2008/2009 season leading up to a runners-up spot in the Premier League. For that effort, he was voted the English Football Writers’ Player of the Year. The midfielder, who has more than 80 international caps, says despite England’s poor showing, he wants to keep playing for his country.World Cup stats: 1 goal, team eliminated by Germany in Round of

8. John Terry, England - $14.6 millionTerry has spent his whole career with Chelsea where, as captain, he led them to two Premier League titles in 2005 and 2006. In 2005, the defender scored 8 goals and was voted English football’s player of the year. Internationally, he has played more than 50 games for England, becoming captain in 2005. The captaincy was taken from him this year after a much-publicized scandal. World Cup stats: 1 shot, 242 passes, team eliminated by Germany
7. Samuel Eto’o, Cameroon - $18.1Perhaps it is appropriate that the only African in the list of highest paid World Cup players is also the most decorated African footballer. Eto’o was signed to Real Madrid’s youth club at 15. After a series of moves, he hit his stride in Barcelona where the club won two UEFA Champions League titles as well as numerous Spanish titles. He is now playing with Inter Milan. Internationally, he helped Cameroon win the CAF African Cup of Nations twice and the Olympic gold in Syndney. He has also been named African Player of the Year three times and is the all-time leading scorer on the national team.World Cup stats: 2 goals, team did not win a game, eliminated
6. Frank Lampard, England - $18.7 millionFrom a family with deep roots in English football, Lampard is considered one of the best scoring midfielders. He has scored more than 20 goals in each of the last five seasons with Chelsea. In 2005, he helped his club end a 50-year drought of English titles. Internationally, he has scored 20 goals in 82 games and was the leading scorer through England’s qualifying games for South Africa.World Cup stats: 0 goals, 16 shots, team eliminated by Germany
5. Carlos Tevez, Argentina - $20.3 millionGrowing up in a tough suburb of Buenos Aires, Tevez learned to fight for his success. Playing with the Sao Paulo Corinthians, he scored 31 goals in 47 games and helped them win the Brazilian league championship. After rescuing West Ham United’s season in 2006, he went to Manchester United and, after two years, to Manchester City. In his first season he scored more than 20 goals. Internationally, the 26 year old was the top scorer for the Olympic champion team in Athens in 2004.World Cup stats: 2 goals, team eliminated by Germany in quarter-finals

4. Thierry Henry, France - $23.5 millionAt 33, Henry is coming to the end of a brilliant career. His Barcelona club has confirmed that he is leaving this year and is expected to move to North America and play in Major League Soccer. The highlight of his club career was eight years spent playing with Arsenal where was the team captain, the leading goal scorer and voted the best player in the club’s history. With Henry, they won two league titles, three FA Cups and a trip to the Champions League finals. When wearing France’s colours, he became the country’s all-time leading scorer and helped propel the home team to the World Cup title in 1998.World Cup stats: 0 goals, played 53 minutes during 2 games, team eliminated after first stage
3. Kaka, Brazil - $24.7 millionKaka, whose rarely used full name is Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Leite, began playing football at eight and signed his first professional contract at 15. In 2007, he won the Ballon d’Or as the top European footballer and the FIFA World Player of the Year. The same year, his club, AC Milan, won the Champions League and FIFA Club World Cup. He currently plays for Real Madrid. The midfielder played for the Brazilian World Cup champions in 2002 and, in the lead up to the 2010 tournament, won the Adidas Golden Ball award and man of the match during the finals of FIFA Confederations Cup South Africa 2009. World Cup stats: 0 goals, team eliminated by Netherlands in quarter-finals
2. Cristiano Ronaldo, Portugal - $39.4 millionPerhaps second in name recognition only to David Beckham, Ronaldo supplements his hefty contract with sponsorship deals starting with Nike. This enviable situation was created by Ronaldo’s play on the pitch, which is described as graceful and almost ballet-like. He was named FIFA player of the year in 2008 while playing for Manchester United. The next year he moved to Real Madrid. Well-established as a superstar, Ronaldo has not been able to bring his club success to the international stage. An image of him in tears was a hallmark of Portugal’s defeat on home soil to Greece in the UEFA Euro in 2004.World Cup stats: 1 goal, team eliminated by Spain in round of 16
1. Lionel Messi, Argentina - $43.3 millionAt only 5 foot, 6 inches, Messi is small, but packs quite a punch. Praised for his wondrous left foot and incredible technique, Messi was the highest paid and certainly considered the best player at the World Cup. Since 2008, the 23-year-old star has helped Barcelona win numerous club titles including two UEFA Champions leagues and one FIFA Club World Cup crown. In 2009, he was named FIFA World Player. On the international scene, he led Argentina to a victory at the FIFA U-20 in 2005 and an Olympic gold in Beijing. World Cup stats: 0 goals, team eliminated by Germany in quarter-finals
Spain's captain Iker Casillas (C) lifts the World Cup trophy after the 2010 World Cup final soccer match between Netherlands and Spain at Soccer City stadium in Johannesburg July 11, 2010.
In the 116th minute, they finally found their famous passing touch, Cesc Fabregas releasing Andres Iniesta at the corner of the net. Iniesta, who has quietly been Spain’s best player here, speared the ball into the Dutch goal.
Netherlands loses another heartbreaking final, the third in their history. Spain wins its first, and after winning the European championship two years ago, firmly establishes them as a dynastic champion.
Rivers of ink were spilled in the lead-up about the skill of these two sides. It vanished between writing and doing. The much-talked about midfield battle didn’t materialze, since both sides decide to skip that third of the game altogether, choosing instead to hoof in forward hopefully.
Again and again, men hit the deck, spiked or hip checked by their opponents. Cards flew, giving the game the illusion of incident. By the end, 14 yellows were shown, and one man – Holland’s John Heitinga – sent off.
The most exciting thing that happened was the appearance of Nelson Mandela, looking chipper as he made a 60-second pre-match circuit of the field on the back of a golf cart. An army medic trailed close behind him, highlighting the frailty of the 92-year-old South African icon.
From that emotional high, it was a long, quick journey into the doldrums.
There was one man on the field who moved with real purpose. Sadly, he was an anonymous pitch invader who somehow snuck by security and nearly had his mitts on the World Cup trophy, sitting on a podium near the touchline, before anyone noticed him. In a preview of things to come, he was roughly clotheslined by a FIFA official and then carried squirming off the field by stewards.
When the embarrassing incident took place, the teams were already lined up in the tunnel, waiting to take the field. They all shuffled over politely to let the struggling fool by. It must have decided them on the night’s tactics – studs up and angry.
There were a few half chances in the first 45 minutes, with Spain marginally assuming the upper hand.
In the 62nd minute, Arjen Robben was sent in alone – a genuine goal-scoring chance!
Up in the crowd, neighbours nudged neighbours out of their stuperous state, since Robben had half the distance of the field to cover.
Spanish keeper Iker Casillas guessed wrong, but Robben snapped the ball off Casillas’ trailing foot.
Just in case Robben felt bad, Spain’s David Villa repaid the favour ten minutes later. The ball was ripped across the face of goal, pingponged through the legs of Dutch defender John Heitinga and ended up sitting on Villa’s foot, with only the goalie to beat.
The most dangerous attacker here suddenly looked very nervy, as he thwacked the ball off goalkeeper Maarten Stekelenburg.
Perhaps sensing that they might be at this all night, the pace quickened. The stunned Dutch and Spanish fans, who’d spent the last hour cursing themselves for forking out big Euros for a last-minute, 11-hour flight, found their voice.
Still, nobody wanted to win it.
Spain’s Sergio Ramos had an open header directly in front of the Dutch goal but it slid off his noggin and over the bar. We don’t want to say ‘hair gel’, but … hair gel.
Robben tried it again on another breakaway. This time he ended up steering the ball into Casillas’ hand. After his second screw up, he tore after referee Howard Webb, showing twice the speed he had in the build-up play. He earned a yellow for his trouble, and the growing scorn of the football-watching world.
Inevitably, it went to extra time where the Dutch became very Dutch – each man trying to do it by himself – while the Spaniards could not tap into their inner-Spanishness – their control continuously letting them down at the crucial moment.
It was bungling stuff, but at least it had become watchable.
Of course, it’s hard to fault either team. World Cup finals are famously tedious affairs, and this one was no more so than the France-Italy clash of four years ago. But for those who came all this way, let’s hope they favour quantity over quality.
Cleveland fans gathered around televisions and yelled in anguish Thursday night as LeBron James announced he will leave the Cavaliers and sign with the Miami Heat.
At a shopping area in suburban Westlake, a loud "No" was heard the moment after James said on ESPN that he was going to South Beach. Hundreds of people who had clamored to see the announcement turned their backs and headed home in droves.
"I'm really stunned, I never thought he'd leave," said Tom Sheehan, 15, of Westlake, who wore a James Cavaliers jersey as he watched the announcement. "It's like we just lost a championship on the final shot at the buzzer. It's so disappointing."
Jerseys were burned by fans outside a bar in suburban Lakewood, according to WEWS-TV of Cleveland. Footage on the station's website shows a fan taking off a T-shirt reading "Please stay LBJ" and laying it atop a pile of burning No. 23 Cavaliers jerseys.
In downtown Cleveland, police had additional patrols to deal with crowds, but Patrol Officer Nancy Dominik said no problems were reported.
At the Harry Buffalo bar across the street from the Cavs' Quicken Loans Arena, fans fell silent as the announcement was made, with some covering their faces and looking as if they were crying. Some yelled "Turn it off" and others shouted profanities aimed at James.
Within five minutes, the packed bar was nearly empty.
At The Purple Shamrock bar's two locations, owner Frank Borally had promised to pick up patrons' food tabs if James had chosen to stay with the Cavs.
"I would have paid it threefold ... if he would have stayed," Borally said. "It's bad, it's not good. We'll deal with it. It's Cleveland, it's typical Cleveland."
Bar-goers had started making reservations for tables of eight and 10 by mid-afternoon.
"We were packed, and then everybody left," he said.
He said James' presence kept his business going when Cavs' fans went to the games, especially during cold-weather months.
"I hope Mr. Gilbert has a good plan set up, but we need a miracle," he said, referring to Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert.
In Berea, at a bar about a half mile from the Cleveland Browns' training camp, fans in Browns jerseys were asked if what James did is worse than Art Modell, who took his Browns franchise to Baltimore in 1995, where the team stayed until fans in Cleveland fought to get it back.
"No way. LeBron did us a favor," said Fred Sczerpak of Berea. "He's a loser. He turned his back on us and good riddance.
"The difference is, Modell took a team everybody loved. That's why we hate him even more."
In Westlake in the minutes before James revealed his decision, Bill Lincoln of Bay Village described it as "like Christmas morning, only somebody is taking away your presents."
Fans across the northeast Ohio region had sung, danced and cheered in a campaign to keep James. On Thursday, "LeBron Watch" parties throughout the region featured dunk tanks, beer specials and poster giveaways.
The Harry Buffalo bar had painted "STAY LBJ" in white on the building. On the sidewalk were cardboard cutouts of James dunking, and several posters for the "More Than a Player" campaign were hung about.
Many fans had written messages to him on the sidewalk in chalk. One said: "We will always love LBJ, but we'll love you more if you stay."
Also making an appearance was the pleasedontleave23.com campaign's "Witness Mobile," a 1987 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme covered with signatures of fans who wanted James to stay in Cleveland.
The Positively Cleveland convention and visitors bureau estimates that Cavs' home games each net about $3.7 million in ticket sales, souvenirs, food and hotel bookings.
James has been with Cleveland since he was drafted in 2003. The team had an average home attendance of about 11,500 the season before he joined, and sold out every game in its 20,000-seat arena last season.
LeBron James and Dwyane Wade played together during the All-Star game -- now, will they play together during the regular season?
Investors on Wall Street may have been betting this afternoon that LeBron James will head to the New York Knicks.
Shares of the Knicks' owner, Madison Square Garden, rose 6.41 percent, or $1.30, to $21.57 Wednesday on Nasdaq. Much of the rise happened late in the session before the trading day ended at 4 p.m. ET.
David Joyce, a media analyst with Miller Tabak & Co., told Reuters that the rise is probably because of speculation that James may announce Thursday that he'll sign with the Knicks.
The Reuters report didn't give details about the speculation. But one thing that may have fueled the hopes of Knicks fans was a Twitter post by Phoenix Suns player Jared Dudley.
At about 2 p.m. ET, Dudley tweeted the following: "Breaking News!!! My sources tell me Lebron will announce that he will be goin to the NY KNICKS tomorrow on ESPN.. This is serious.. WOW!!!!"
Later Wednesday, he tweeted this: "That's what I'm hearing.. I don't care where he goes lol.. I personally thought he would stay in Cleveland.."
The first post was retweeted widely among Twitter users, including ESPN's Trey Wingo and Dudley teammate and former NBA MVP Steve Nash.
[Posted at 11:43 a.m.] LeBron James plans to tell us all where he plans to play next season live in an hour-long special his team is calling "The Decision" on ESPN tomorrow night. Here’s what we know already:
He’s going to likely get a contract worth between 96 million and 125 million dollars. He gets the higher amount if he re-signs with his hometown Cleveland Cavaliers, takes less if he changes teams. Those are the leagues’ salary cap rules.
The two most coveted free agents after LeBron, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh said today they are going to play together for the Miami Heat. They want LeBron to join them there.
LeBron started a twitter account yesterday. His bio says “King of Akron.” He's also got a website.
We don’t know why LeBron has decided to reveal his decision on a nationally televised hour-long special, (proceeds from the commercials are going to the Boys and Girls Clubs of America), more importantly we don’t yet know where it’s going to take place. The location could be a key indicator of what he’s decided.
He wouldn’t be expected to go on TV from his hometown Cleveland/Akron to tell the world he was going to Miami, Chicago, New York etc. And he probably wouldn’t do the show in one of those cities if he was going to stay in Cleveland. Of course he could do it from a “neutral” site to build up the mystery.
And we don’t know if the news will hold until tomorrow night at 9 when the big show is planned. Lots of respected NBA reporters have been following the story closely. Here are some who might get the scoop if you want to follow along.
Brian Wyndhorst, Cleveland Plain Dealer, @Dcavsinsider
Adrian Wojnarowski, Yahoo Sports, @WojYahooNBA
Chris Broussard, ESPN, @Chris_Broussard
Stephen A. Smith @stephenasmith
Chris Mannix, SI.com, @ChrisMannixSI
As LeBron’s Nike poster said “We are all witnesses”
Video: FSR: Smith talks free agency
In the initial 24 hours of the free agency frenzy, various players have either been offered or have accepted contracts worth a total of $518 million. Within the next few days, that sum will surely be doubled and will exceed a billion.
What’s going on here?
Several teams have been diligently clearing cap space in preparation for this summer’s extravaganza — with the signing of LeBron, of course, being every franchise’s fondest desire. Many of these teams were hugely disappointed when the King named only a handful of supplicants whose offerings he would deign to consider.
The snubbed franchises then undertook to offer/sign second, third, fourth and even fifth tier players to hugely inappropriate contracts.
Let’s take a gander at some of these situations:
Toronto paying Amir Johnson $34 million for five years is the most ludicrous deal. Yes, Chris Bosh is determined to go elsewhere, but do the Raptors really believe that Johnson can in any way take Bosh’s place? All throughout his previous five seasons in the NBA, Johnson’s high-end potential has been universally celebrated but, although he’s still only 23, there have been very few signs that Johnson will ever produce the returns that the Raptors' investment demands.
This is a move that smacks of sheer desperation.
Nobody, however, is more desperate than the Hawks, whose six-year, $119M offer to Joe Johnson is patently absurd. With his 29th birthday in sight, JJ’s game is already showing alarming indications that his best years are behind him, something that was increasingly evident during his embarrassing performance in the playoffs. By the time he’s 35, he won’t be able to navigate his way into the paint. Meanwhile, the maximization of Atlanta’s salary cap will prohibit them from signing any meaningful free agents until Johnson wanders off into the sunset.
Memphis exhibited the same kind of panic when they re-upped Rudy Gay for five-years and $82 million. In truth, both Zach Randolph and O.J. Mayo are better players than Gay, and within a year or two Marc Gasol will also surpass him.
And what does Gay bring to the Grizzlies' mix? Scoring. He can’t defend or pass, and his game has been static for the last two years. In a more rational basketball universe, Gay’s true value is about half of what he’ll be paid.
The Knicks' expected inking of Amar’e Stoudemire for five years and $100 million is another act that reeks of desperation. With all of their available cap space, and with LeBron indicating that he’d rather play in Chicago, Miami, Cleveland, or anywhere else but the Big Apple, the Knicks simply had to make a dramatic move just to show to their fans that they are indeed doing something.
And what are they getting in Stoudemire? A talented player with an extremely low basketball IQ, no defensive awareness, and a selfish desire to have every offensive play run through him. Plus his chronic injuries have made his contract uninsurable. Even worse for the Knick Nation, most of Stoudemire’s point-making resulted from the genius of Steve Nash. Somehow, playing with Chris Duhon (or whoever winds up pointing Mike D’Antoni’s offense) won’t come close to duplicating the numerical successes that Stoudemire enjoyed in Phoenix.
In fact, the only rationalization for bringing Stoudemire on board is if his presence can induce either LBJ or D-Wade to join forces with him. Given Stoudemire’s many shortcomings, this is a doubtful outcome.
Is Channing Frye supposed to replace Stoudemire in Phoenix? At “only” $30 million for five years, Frye certainly comes cheaper than Stoudemire, but he’s strictly a one-dimensional player. No defense, no rebounding, no passing. Given last year’s stats and equal distribution of his money, the Suns will pay Frye $34,883.72 for each successful 3-point shot.
Milwaukee’s agreements with John Salmons (five years, $40 million) and Drew Gooden (five years, $32 million) make only marginal sense. Since the Bucks will be ninth team that has employed Gooden in what will be his ninth NBA season, Gooden’s contract is way out of line for someone who’s the epitome of a journeyman player.
Also, with Corey Maggette and Michael Redd already on the roster, what’s the need for Salmons? Especially since Maggette was such a recent acquisition and Redd’s most recent injury and humongous contract make him virtually untradable.
So far, the only player who’s worthy of his new contract is Paul Pierce — four years, $61 million (the max Boston could pay him). Too bad PP will be 33 soon and is already slowing down. Signing Pierce also indicates that the Celtics believe their current roster (with only a few tweaks, most notably obtaining big men to replace Rasheed Wallace and to fill in while Kendrick Perkins recuperates) can make another serious run for the gold.
Too many of these teams will eventually come to rue their rash and desperate moves when their costly investments inevitably prove inadequate, and their stuffed salary caps prohibit any more serious free agent deals.
Instead of “Where Caring Happens,” the NBA’s new motto should be caveat emptor. Buyer beware.
They may not all be household names, but these players came up big for their teams in the Cup’s first week

Diego Forlan, Uruguay
Forlan was born to play in the World Cup—his father, Pablo, represented Uruguay in the tournament twice, in 1966 and 1974. But despite plenty of success at the club level—he won a Premier League title with Manchester United in 2003 and the Europa League crown with Atletico Madrid this year—Forlan is only now finding his World Cup footing. He scored twice against South Africa, including an early candidate for goal of the tournament, and was at the forefront of the Uruguayan attack. This may be the 31-year-old striker’s last shot at World Cup glory, and he’s looking poised to seize on it.

Gonzalo Higuain, Argentina
It’s easy to fly under the radar when you play on the same national team as Lionel Messi and the same club team as Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid). But the 22-year-old striker has been more prolific than those two stars combined so far, potting a trio of goals in Argentina’s dominant win against South Korea. It’s tough to believe now that Higuain was almost left off of Argentina’s team entirely (and that he even considered switching national soccer allegiances). But with that uncertainty long gone, the man they call “El Pepita” looks to be a long-term fixture in Argentina’s plans.

Vincent Enyeama, Nigeria
The World Cup is often the place where African stars catch the eye of big European clubs—in 2010, one of those stars might be Enyeama. The 27-year-old goalkeeper, currently with Hapoel Tel Aviv in the Israeli Premier League, made 15 saves in Nigeria’s first two matches against Argentina and Greece. Both were narrow one-goal losses, but without Enyeama’s acrobatic heroics, either game could have been a blowout. Nigeria’s chances of advancing to the Round of 16 are slim, but after surviving a 2004 car crash in which two people died, Enyeama knows quite a bit about overcoming adversity, and could be just the man to help his squad to unexpected advancement in 2010.

Asamoah Gyan, Ghana
At only 24 years of age, Gyan has already attained legendary status among his countrymen—and with good reason. In the 2006 tournament, the youngster scored the country’s first-ever World Cup goal in a famous 2-0 win against the Czech Republic. He’s also a big reason why Ghana might make the Round of 16 this year, having scored against both Serbia and Australia. Currently a member of Rennes in France’s Ligue 1, the crafty striker was also with Udinese in Italy’s Serie A for five years. With plenty of international (21 goals in 41 games) and high-level domestic experience, Gyan will carry much of the weight of the Black Stars’ expectations on his shoulders.

Robert Koren, Slovenia
With strong performances against Algeria and the USA, the Slovenians surprised many—or, at least, those who hadn’t followed them in European qualifying, where the team combined stingy defence with timely goal-scoring to qualify for South Africa. At the centre of the successful squad is their captain—midfielder Robert Koren. He’s the most experienced member of the impressive Slovenian side (48 caps) and scored the team’s winning goal against Algeria. Oddly enough, the 29-year-old finds himself without a club team at the moment, having been released by West Bromwich Albion of the English Championship. But as an integral part of his squad’s resilient performance so far in 2010, Koren could see a return to Europe quite soon.
What do you get when you combine one the NBA’s most colorful and eccentric players, a microphone and a championship victory for the Los Angeles Lakers? One hell of a post-game interview and press conference, that’s what.
Last night, Lakers forward Ron Artest couldn’t contain his excitement as his team secured the NBA championship over the Boston Celtics in a thrilling game seven. The result was a legendary post-game interview where Artest thanked “everybody in my hood,” his psychiatrist, and countless others, then exploded in joy over winning his first NBA championship.
That wasn’t the end of it though; the Artest show continued with a ridiculous press conference. You knew it wasn’t going to be a normal press conference when Artest grabbed a box of Wheaties and screamed at the random journalists “behind the laptops” to acknowledge him.
The resulting videos have gone viral on YouTube , Twitter, and Google. They are top trends on almost every social media website. Just watch the videos and you’ll see why.
Enjoy:
GROUP A

Manager: Carlos Alberto Parreira
Best: Round one (1998, 2002)
No host nation has ever failed to make it out of the group stages. But South Africa's fans must be concerned that Bafana Bafana (The Boys) could be the first to fall: They've not progressed from the opening round during their two previous appearances to date, when their team was comparatively stronger than it is today. South Africa failed to qualify for World Cup 2006 or even for this year's African Cup of Nations. As hosts, they were automatically qualified for this year's tournament, but their form in recent matches has been generally disappointing, with the team struggling to score goals. The fact that they reached the semi-final of last year's Confederations Cup on home turf may give some cause for optimism.
Coach Carlos Alberto Parreira won the World Cup in 1994 as coach of his native Brazil, a job he also undertook in 2006. Working with a far more limited talent pool in South Africa, he'll hope to harness the voices — and vuvuzelas — of the Rainbow Nation's fanatical fanbase to inspire the team. Its best players include midfielder Steven Pienaar, defensive hard-man and captain, Aaron "the Axe" Mokoena, both of whom play in the English Premier League (though Parreira surprisingly omitted the EPL striker Benni McCarthy), and also Matthew Booth, a tough-tackling defender with local side Mamelodi Sundowns. But just getting out of the group will feel akin to winning the entire tournament.
Player to watch: Coming off the back of a stellar season with Everton, Steven Pienaar provides the crucial link between midfield and attack.

Manager: Javier Aguirre
Best: Quarter-final (1970, 1986)
Mexico's qualification campaign was probably best known for typically bruising encounters against their long-time U.S. rivals (lost one, won one) and the extraordinary scenes surrounding their 4-1 win over El Salvador, which made sure of Mexico's spot in their 14th World Cup, when play was halted for 10 minutes as a swarm of bees hovered in the goal.
And Mexico may create a buzz in South Africa, now that they have a settled team with previous coach Sven-Göran Eriksson (now guiding the Ivory Coast) being replaced by Javier Aguirre, for a second spell at the helm. His 2002 World Cup team did him proud, winning a group that included Italy, although it lost in the knockout round to the U.S. Eight years on, Spain-based players Rafael Marquez and Andrés Guardado, as well as Carlos Vela and Guillermo Franco who ply their trade in England, will make life tough for any opponent. Nor are the Mexicans likely to be as bothered as some teams by the thinner air of Johannesburg's altitude (2000 meters above sea level) — their own capital is even higher above sea level. And with a revitalized Cuauhtemoc Blanco being lured out of international retirement by Aguirre, Mexico has the potential to match their best ever quarter final finish.
Player to watch: A veritable God to Mexican fans, Cuauhtemoc Blanco is one of the continent's most creative players. Whether his knees hold up is another question.

Manager: Oscar Tabarez
Best: Winners (1930, 1950)
Winners of the first-ever World Cup, Uruguay took the last of the 32 places in South Africa after overcoming Costa Rica in the play-offs. National coach Oscar Tabarez — a.k.a. El Maestro, another Group A manager taking charge of his side for a second time — has some decent players at his disposal, most notably strikers Diego Forlan and Luis Suarez, who could fire them through to the knockout stages for the first time in two decades. They certainly won't lack for goals — during qualification Los Charrúas scored 28 goals, behind only Brazil and Chile — but whether they can keep them out at the other end will ultimately decide just how far El Maestro's men go.
Player to watch: Though he flopped at Manchester United, Diego Forlan's goals have just propelled Athletico Madrid to Europa League glory. But his unfortunate habit of whipping his shirt off to celebrate — a gesture that earns an automatic yellow card — could cause a problem if it leads to suspension.

Manager: Raymond Domenech
Best: Winners (1998)
It might have taken a controversial handball from Thierry Henry to see France past Ireland in the play-offs but Les Bleus just about managed to make it through to South Africa. More recently, their preparations have been cast under a shadow by a police investigation into an alleged prostitution scandal in which star player Franck Ribery and striker Sidney Govou have been questioned. The squad certainly doesn't lack in talent — goalkeeper Hugo Lloris, defenders Patrice Evra and William Gallas, midfielders Ribery and Florent Malouda and Nicolas Anelka up front would grace any tournament — but serious doubts remain about the coaching abilities of Raymond Domenech. It is widely reported that he does not enjoy the respect of some of his squad's senior players, and the fans have been known to boo him during home games. It wouldn't be a huge shock if the French made an early exit à la 2002, especially as the team won't even need to impress Domenech. He's departing after the World Cup with former World Cup winner Laurent Blanc (and more recently, Bordeaux coach) expected to replace him.
Player to watch: If the sleazy headlines about Franck Ribery don't affect him, the Bayern Munich maestro can cast a dazzling spell over the opposition.

Manager: Diego Maradona
Best: Winners (1978, 1986)
They may routinely turn out some of the world's most sublimely talented players — think of 1986's winning captain Diego Maradona, or his modern-day equivalent Lionel Messi — but they're possibly better known as perennial World Cup chokers. They did, of course, win the cup in 1978 and '86, but otherwise have consistently performed below expectations. The 2010 qualifying campaign was a shambles, with the mercurial Maradona in his role as coach using upwards of 70 different players in a squad that narrowly squeezed through. He sounded further alarm bells by omitting from his defensively suspect World Cup squad the richly talented and experienced Inter Milan pair of Javier Zanetti and Esteban Cambiasso. But Argentina are blessed with the world's best player, Lionel Messi, with a stellar supporting cast in attack including Gonzalo Higuain, Sergio Aguero and Carlos Tevez. World Cups, however, are won in midfield and defense, and Maradona's intention to play four centerbacks — none of them especially quick — is cause for concern, even if they're shielded by Liverpool's tigerish holding midfielder Javier Mascherano.
Player to watch: Need we say it, the Barcelona forward Lionel Messi, currently the most gifted and entertaining player in world soccer

Manager: Lars Lagerback
Best: Round two (1994, 1998)
As with Argentina, Nigeria has never performed in a manner fitting its abundance of talented players. The Super Eagles heyday may have come at the 1998 World Cup in France, when Jay Jay Okocha led them to a stunning 3-2 victory over Spain. In a soccer system ravaged by many of the problems of corruption that beset Nigeria's politics, little is expected of the national team 12 years on. Still, coach Lars Lagerback will be looking to craft a solid defensive unit out of his largely Europe-based squad, and hope that one or two of a talented array of forwards — Yakubu Aiyegbeni, Peter Odemwingie, Obafemi Martins, John Utaka or the aging but brilliant Nkwankwo Kanu — find their form at the tournament. And in John Obi Mikel, they have a solid midfield anchor who plays more of a quarterbacking role in the national team than he does for Chelsea in the English Premier League.
Player to watch: John Obi Mikel. Freed from the exclusively defensive role he plays in his club football, the midfield colossus is a far more influential player for the Super Eagles.

Best: Fourth (2002)
South Korea shocked the world in 2002 when, on home turf, they defied the odds to reach the semi-finals of the World Cup, proving that a team willing to run harder and surpass the tactical discipline of more gifted opponents could carry the day in tournament soccer. Coach Huh Jung-Moo may set more modest expectations this time (nor does he possess the acumen of 2002 coach Guus Hiddink), but the European experience of some of his key players — Manchester United's Park Ji-Sung, Bolton's Lee Chung-Yong and Monaco's Park Chu-Young — mean they're no pushover.
Player to watch: Lee Chung-Yong. The attacking threat posed by the Bolton winger has impressed some of England's top teams this past season, and the World Cup will be the perfect showcase for his talents.
GROUP B

Manager: Otto Rehhagel
Best: Round one (1994)
A Cinderella side in international football, Greece shocked the world by winning Euro 2004 against all odds. Still, that might have been the summit of their achievements as the team failed to qualify for the last World Cup or gain a single point at Euro 2008. The majority of their players earn their wages in domestic leagues, whereas most of the world's top contenders represent teams in the top-tier leagues of England, Spain and Italy. A notable exception is striker Theofanis Gekas, who is on loan at German side Hertha BSC and was the top scorer across all of Europe's qualifying groups with an impressive 10 goals. Back in 2004, German coach Otto Rehnagel proved what team-work and tight tactical discipline can bring, and he will be hoping once again to cause a few upsets — and give Greeks something to cheer amid their economic catastrophe.
Player to watch: The experienced captain and midfield playmaker Giorgos Karagounis, who has played for both Inter Milan and Benfica.

Manager: Fabio Capello
Best: Winners (1966)
The shadow of England's sole World Cup triumph in 1966 hangs over every player and supporter: Ahead of every tournament, expectations are inevitably boosted beyond reason by the media, turning the inevitable empty-handed exit (usually via the dreaded penalty kicks) into a national tragedy even as the rest of the footballing world shrugs.
But could this year really be different? The team sailed through qualifying and the combining of the so-called "golden generation" — the likes of midfielders Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard, defender John Terry — with the newest stars such as striker Wayne Rooney and midfielder Gareth Barry makes the team definite contenders, especially if Rooney avoids injury. No-nonsense Italian coach Fabio Capello will ensure discipline on and off the field and, unlike some previous coaches, has his players practice penalty kicks, which is how games tied after 120 minutes are settled.
Player to watch: England fans will be praying 24/7 for the well-being of Wayne Rooney. If he avoids injury, the Manchester United star with a rare combination of speed, power, skill and vision could fire his team into the last four — and possibly further.

Manager: Bob Bradley
Best: Third (1930)
It's a little known fact that the U.S. played the first ever World Cup match in 1930, beating Belgium 3-0, and eventually finishing a highly creditable third (let's overlook the fact that few European teams chose to participate due to the duration and costs of travel to Uruguay). There have been some other World Cup highlights for the "Red, White and Blue", most notably defeating England 1-0 in 1950 — arguably the biggest shock in the history of the sport — and an impressive showing in 2002 to get through a tough group, beating Portugal and losing a tight quarter-final to Germany.
Hopes have been raised for a strong showing in South Africa: The USA hasn't just drawn a favorable group, but it gave a superb showing in the Confederations Cup in South Africa last summer, ending mighty Spain's 35-match unbeaten run, and losing the final only after letting slip a two-goal lead against Brazil. Core players such as goalkeeper Tim Howard, and goalscoring threats Clint Dempsey and Landon Donovan played starring roles for their clubs during the recent English season, and their skill and experience should see them into the second round — although the final four may be a bridge too far.
Player to watch: Clint Dempsey holds his own in the English Premier League with Fulham and is a highly intelligent midfielder with pace to burn and an eye for goal.
GROUP C

Manager: Rabah Saadane
Best: Round one (1986, 1982)
Les Fennecs (the Desert Foxes) have spent a long time in the footballing wilderness following their last World Cup 24 years ago. They qualified by besting African champions Egypt in a tough showdown that had to be held in the Sudan capital Khartoum to avoid rioting by either set of fans. Algeria plays in the style of a European side and it's no surprise that their best players — Nadir Belhadj and Mourad Meghni — play in Europe for Portsmouth and Lazio respectively. But the Foxes have been dealt a cruel blow with Meghni recently ruled out of the tournament after failing to recover from a long-term knee injury. And nearly as damaging is the fact that, despite bring the only one of the five African sides taking part this summer that fields a top-class goalkeeper in Faouzi Chaouchi, he's banned from the opening two matches due to the red card received in the Africa Cup of Nations semi-final against Egypt. By the time he's back, Algeria could easily have been eliminated.
Player to watch:Not just a national hero for sending Algeria through to the World Cup at the expense of bitter rivals Egypt, Antar Yahia is a no-nonsense defender who will relish tackling the likes of Rooney.

Manager: Matjaz Kek
Best: Round one (2002)
Tiny Slovenia weren't tipped to qualify for the World Cup, and the fact that the nation of just two million people managed to finish ahead of such vaunted opponents as Poland, the Czech Republic and Russia must qualify as a kind of soccer equivalent of David vs. Goliath. But for this David, the Goliaths keep on coming, and they'll have to play magnificently to earn one of the group's two spots in the knockout stages. Hopes are pinned on striker Milivoje Novakovic, who immodestly describes himself as one third of the side's "backbone," along with goalkeeper Samir Handanovic and attacking midfielder Robert Koren.
Player to watch: The German based striker Milivoje Novakovic thinks highly of himself. If he scores during the World Cup, he'll have reason to.
GROUP D

Best: Winners (1954, 1974, 1990)
Former England striker Gary Lineker once described soccer as a game in which "22 players kick a ball around for 90 minutes and then Germany wins," but a team that was once a safe bet to make the final of any World Cup tournament has lately lost its dominance. (It last won the World Cup in 1990 though reached the final in 2002 and came third on home soil in 2006.) Coach Joachim Löw got promoted from his assistant role after the last World Cup and has a relatively settled side at his disposal, with the likes of Bastian Schweinsteiger and Miroslav Klose well versed in the art of punishing their opponents' lapses. It's that last-man-standing ability that often gets them through to the final stages of international tournaments, and the core of this team has played together for years. But they'll badly miss captain Michael Ballack, who has been ruled out because of the ankle injury he suffered in the FA Cup final for Chelsea. Ironically, it was inflicted by Portsmouth's Kevin-Prince Boateng, who could face Germany when Ghana play them in Soccer City, Johannesburg on June 23. What's more, Boateng was born in Germany and represented German youth teams but chose to play for Ghana, his father's country of birth.
Player to watch: Phillip Lahm. The buccaneering Bayern Munich right back has a knack for creating goals by bombing forward to join the attack.

Best: Round two (2006)
Australia may be a nation of over-achievers on the sports field, but soccer falls way behind cricket and various forms of rugby on the priority list of its jocks. That said, the Socceroos showed at the last World Cup that they're not to be trifled with, making it through to the knockout stages where they were narrowly defeated by a controversial late penalty by eventual winners Italy. Coach Pim Verbeek will be hoping his talismanic winger Harry Kewell will recover from a long-term injury (he's been included in the 23-man squad) in time to join the likes of Tim Cahill, Mark Bresciano, Vince Grella and Brett Emerton in an imposing midfield. Captain Lucas Neill is another English Premier League veteran, who marshals a tight defense. The squad is light on strikers, however, which means that for goals they may have to rely on Cahill getting forward from midfield.
Player to watch: Tim Cahill. The Everton attacking midfielder just can't help scoring, more often with his head than with his feet.

Best: Fourth place (1930, 1962, as Yugoslavia)
Judging by the stellar performances of Croatia and the star role played by many Bosnians and Kosovar Albanians on other countries' teams, the Serbs may well ruminate on what might have been had Yugoslavia not broken apart. Still, coach Radomir Antic will arrive in South Africa with a squad well balanced between the steel of defenders such as Manchester United's Nemanja Vidic and Chelsea's Branislav Ivanovic, the craft of Inter Milan midfielder Dejan Stankovic and the attacking threat of beanpole striker Nikola Zigic and Milan Jovanovic. Serbia will be hard to break down, and will look to threaten on the break.
Player to Watch: Milan Jovanovic. The Liverpool-bound forward couldn't stop scoring during Serbia's qualification campaign.

Manager: Milovan Rajevac
Best: Round two (2006)
The Black Stars made their World Cup debut in 2006, and gave notice that they're the rising power in African soccer by dispatching the USA and the Czech Republic to make it through to the knockout phase. Sulley Muntari, Stephen Appiah and rising star Kwadwo Asamoah give coach Milovan Rajevac a midfield to envy, while Asamoah Gyan provides the striking power missing from previous Ghana teams. Barring any further injuries to key players (Michael Essien was ruled out of the squad with a long-term knee injury two weeks before kick off), they could beat any of the group rivals on their day.
Player to watch: Kwadwo Asamoah. The 21-year-old attacking midfielder who plays for Italy's Udinese is destined for great things.
GROUP E

Manager: Bert van Marwijk
Best: Runners-up (1974, 1978)
Imperious in qualifying, Holland yet again enter a World Cup in fine form but facing persistent doubts over their well-established capacity for self-destruction. Surely the best side to have never won the tournament (losing finalists in both 1974 and 1978), Holland were the first European side to qualify for 2010, winning all its games.
Coach Bert van Marwijk (father in law of midfielder Mark van Bommel) oversees a not atypical group of Dutch players — rich in talent but also in egos. Anchored by Van Bommel and the enforcer Nigel De Jong, the Oranje midfield will rely on the creative powerhouses Rafael van der Vaart and Wesley Sneijder to feed the deadly attacking skills of Arjen Robben and Robin van Persie. But the Dutch will sorely miss goalkeeper Edwin van der Saar (who has retired from international football) and striker Ruud van Nistelrooy, left out of the squad. The last side to reach a World Cup without dropping a single point in qualifying games was West Germany in 1982. They ended up as losing finalists, a familiar fate the Dutch will be hoping to avoid.
Player to watch: Despite coming off a frustrating, injury-ravaged season for Arsenal, Robin van Persie is a stylish striker who could light up the World Cup.